Dutchie loves me!

The blog belonging to Duchess "Dutchie" Fancydance, whose mummy is a self-absorbed writer type.

Apr 9
I actually really enjoy this process.

I actually really enjoy this process.


Mar 25

Jan 21

Even though I pretend to dislike him, I really miss my gayish boyfriend. 


Dec 17
I’m just sitting here, on my hind legs. 

I’m just sitting here, on my hind legs. 


Oct 16
I inspire the Simpsons!

I inspire the Simpsons!


Jul 11
Someone hates her “bonnet.”

Someone hates her “bonnet.”


Jun 6
This is my waiting for ice creams face. And not of the white sneaker variety. 

This is my waiting for ice creams face. And not of the white sneaker variety. 


May 22

You know how they say that dogs end up looking like their owners? 


Apr 24
There’s nothing fun about this hat. But I’m still soooooooo cuuuuuuuuute.

There’s nothing fun about this hat. But I’m still soooooooo cuuuuuuuuute.


Mar 31
Sometimes, when my mum is acting kind of weird, late at night, and can’t sleep and lets me on the bed for reasons I still don’t understand, this happens.
(I’m soooooooooo cuuuuuuute. Don’t forget it.)

Sometimes, when my mum is acting kind of weird, late at night, and can’t sleep and lets me on the bed for reasons I still don’t understand, this happens.

(I’m soooooooooo cuuuuuuute. Don’t forget it.)


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